I had my last day of BRS a couple weeks ago. I had knitted them all scarves as a Christmas gift. Which they all LOVED and would not shut up about, so that made me feel good. The last day was bitter sweet. I'll miss talking to Kristin. I always loved that about her: she was a genuinely nice person and fun to be around. Chad and Charles were always making me laugh, and Mark couldn't be a nicer boss. More than anything I'll miss the office. I don't think I'll miss the redundant stapling of headshots, or entering data on the computer, but if they wanted to pay me, it would be an easy $8+/hour...
Speaking of money, I am on a frantic search to find a job. I have resorted to applying at Sbux..I know it's something I said I would NEVER do, but, I'm in a bind, plus I'm applying for a Shift Supervisor position, and I figure if I'm running the show, I'll like it better. Once I get settled in my new apt (which I'll tell you about that drama in a sec) I'll go to every bar, cafe, restaurant, store, etc and fill out an application if I need to.
So, apartment drama: Trey found this apartment he LOVED and called me at work and said, “We HAVE to get our applications in NOW!” so we ran over to the broker's office and although Brian showed the apt, he wasn't available to go over the application with us, so Jack did. They said they just had to run a credit check on both us and our guarantors, and then the place will be ours. So, over a week goes by, and I hadn't heard anything. So I call Jack who had to check with Brian. Then my mom keeps getting calls saying she has to fax her tax return or her bank statement and all kinds of other things, although, she already had. My mom was cooperative the first couple times but then she got upset (rightly so) when Brian called and said, “When are you going to fax the info?” my mom said, “I already did. Look, I'm at work, I have to take off to go to Kinko's and pay to use a fax machine since I don't have one. This is getting really old, and I'm sending you confidential info, if it's not going to you, where is it going?” Then Brian says, “Hang on....*shuffle shuffle*...Oh, Uh, Yeah..here it is.” So we already have the first impression that Brian is unorganized. Then a few days later, after having called ALL of mine and my mom's previous employers and landlords I call Brian and ask him how it's looking. “Oh, good, good, we're just waiting on everybody to get their paperwork in, etc.” (Trey and his parent's had to fill out all the same stuff I did and mail it all back.) But they kept assuring me it looked good. Then the Monday before Christmas, I call Brian and ask him once again the status of our application. He said, “It's great, just need you to come sign the lease.” “Great” I say, “I'm free any day, including today” He said, “Well, is it just you, or can your guarantor come in too?” Coincidentally my mom was flying in the Wednesday before Christmas,and since he was going to Washington DC for the holidays, we decided the next Monday would be the best day to all get together. He also agreed to take us over the apt since neither my mom or I had seen it. A week goes by, and Sunday, I call Brian to see what time we would meet the next day. We decided on 1pm. 9am Monday morning, Brian calls and say, “Uh, what time are we meeting today?” (Strike #2) My mom and I get to his office at 1:02 and Brian isn't in yet. His receptionist calls him and he says he's on his way. At 1:10 he comes in, greets me (not my mom—strike 3) and spends the next five or so minutes trying to print the lease. When we finally get into his office, he sits down and says, “Sign, here, here, here, etc.” I ask him I could read what I'm signing and he says, as if this were the most absurd question, “Uh, yeah, I guess...” I'm getting the impression that this guy is 1. higher than a kite and 2. has never read a lease before. My mom and I ask a few basic questions, “Who does she call if something breaks”; “Is the deposit refundable”; “It says here to sign if you've read the fire safety plan, where is that”; “It says to sign if there are guards on the rail, are there?” NONE of which he could answer. He would attempt to answer by talking in circles then read, verbatim the exact paragraph in which we were questioning. After 30 minutes of going in circles my mom says, “Did they train you?” “Um, Yeah!” He says mockingly. We explained that he can't seem to answer any of our questions and I informed him I was not signing anything I did not understand, or say I read something that I did not. He started getting huffy, saying, “Well, then we'll just have to come back to it.” “That's fine” I said. “Well, I'm just not going to sweat a bunch of small things like this fire plan thing.” And I said, “Well I'm not signing anything that says I read something that I haven't read. So when you find where this plan is, I'll read it and sign it.A fire may be unlikely, but it's not something I want to be prepared for.” Then there was some mention of him being unprepared because he thought we were meeting on Wednesday. I could not believe the guy had such lack of short term memory. I reminded him that we talked the Monday before and no where was Wednesday mentioned. Then, here comes the real drama. When it came time to give him a check for the deposit and first months rent. I didn't go to the bank and get a cashier's check because I didn't know how we would divide it between the 3 roommates. So when he says the amount he needs a check for, my mom pulls out her wallet. He says, “They wont accept that, they need a bank issued check.” My mom says, “This is a bank issued check, it has my bank on it.” He says, “Betcha 10 bucks they wont accept that.” My mom says, “Why not? It's got my bank and my routing number on it.” This goes around in a circle and gets quite heated,when finally I say, “Look, I know what a cashier's check is, and I know what a money order is. I don't know what a
bank issued check is if that's not one. You can't answer any of our questions, this is going no where. I think I know more about this then you do, and this is you're career! You are being extremely unprofessional. All you do is get defensive and roll your eyes. I'm going to call Jack.” “I haven't even seen this place!” I added. He said, “Well I can take you over there.” And I scoffed, “No, we're going to work with Jack.” I stepped out in the hall and leave a message with Jack saying, “Brian doesn't seem to know what he's doing, he can't answer any of our questions and he's wasting our time. Please call me when you can. I would like to set up a time to go over the lease with you.” As I walk into the office, my mom says, “Grab your stuff, we're leaving.” In the hall she explained to me what happened when I stepped out: Brian read the paragraph that said “Cashier's checks and money orders only. Personal checks will not be accepted.” My mom told him that was the first time in the whole argument anyone ever said
personal check . To which Brian replied, “Well you're old enough to know what a bank issued check is.” My mom told him not to insult her, “You piece of crap.”
We walked out of the building, she grabbed a cigarette and I ran to the nearest Starbucks to get a “Grande bold, black.” We were absolutely astonished to have been treated so badly. He had apologized for being new, but being unprepared is something I can not excuse.
Jack called us as soon as he could and apologized profusely. We told him everything that happened and he said we could meet the next day at noon and he would walk us through the lease and answer all of our questions.
All in all, everything was settled that Tuesday and Wednesday except for a small detail of a paper Trey's dad needed to sign, that was over nighted to Denver, but delayed because of New Years. Which is annoying because Brian had the lease for 3 weeks and this should have all been taken care of before the holidays. Anyway, it seems to be pretty much all settled and we'll be in on Monday the 4th. I've been staying in the “dorm” that I spent last semester in, and they've been really cool about letting me stay.
Now it's just packing and cleaning....ugh
Pictures of the place to come!